sex Mug
It was a long day for jakob got home from 10 straight hours of metal work carrie was standing at the door with no top and a tiny bottom just covering her vigina she said let's do it she sounded so excited I was excited to we got to our king size bed and I ripped off her tiny bottom and shoved her on the bed and it started my 8 inch penis in her vigina as hard as it could she was moaning so loud but she still said faster "FASTER FASTER FASTER" so I did I did it faster then I could do it to anyone it went on for about an hour then we stopped for a minute or 2 and she looked at my penis and said can i? I said go ahead excited. she got all the cum and I said my turn licking her vigina for about 30 mins. After that we barley wore clothes again unless we went out in public or people came to visit. Her curly bone hair was so beautiful I had a condem whenever I saw her to hump her in the anise or vigina and we had a great life
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!