Sex
There was this girl in my class who I had always had a crush on her. She was beautiful. She had a large and and boobs. We started class and we were told we were doing a group project and me and her were partners. We decided to go to her house to discuss the project. After school, we went to her house and luckily her parents weren't home. We headed up to her room, I couldn't stop staring at her ass when we walked up the stairs. I snapped. I grabbed the back of her hair and pushed her into a deep kiss. I could hear her small moans as I kissed her. I broke the kiss, I pushed her down on the landing and pinned her down. I kissed her again.I took off her t-shirt and her bra and threw it aside. Then I began sucking her nipples and she moaned. I stopped and kissed her again. Then she got up and started sucking my dick. She was so good. She kitten licked it at first to tease me then started deep throating me. As she sucked my dick I pulled off her skirt and panties revealing her big ass and 🐱. I flipped us over once again and began sucking her 🐱 as she let out more moans she then screamed out for me to put it in already. I slowly inserted my dick into her wet 🐱. She moaned as I started to move in and out. Then I got faster she moaned and looked like she was enjoying it. After she came, she got up thinking we had finished I pulled her back down and made her sit on my lap as I whispered in her ear that we are not finished yet. She then began to ride my dick. I moaned softly.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
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