Sex Mug
There was this girl in my class who I had always had a crush on her. She was beautiful. She had a large and and boobs. We started class and we were told we were doing a group project and me and her were partners. We decided to go to her house to discuss the project. After school, we went to her house and luckily her parents weren't home. We headed up to her room, I couldn't stop staring at her ass when we walked up the stairs. I snapped. I grabbed the back of her hair and pushed her into a deep kiss. I could hear her small moans as I kissed her. I broke the kiss, I pushed her down on the landing and pinned her down. I kissed her again.I took off her t-shirt and her bra and threw it aside. Then I began sucking her nipples and she moaned. I stopped and kissed her again. Then she got up and started sucking my dick. She was so good. She kitten licked it at first to tease me then started deep throating me. As she sucked my dick I pulled off her skirt and panties revealing her big ass and 🐱. I flipped us over once again and began sucking her 🐱 as she let out more moans she then screamed out for me to put it in already. I slowly inserted my dick into her wet 🐱. She moaned as I started to move in and out. Then I got faster she moaned and looked like she was enjoying it. After she came, she got up thinking we had finished I pulled her back down and made her sit on my lap as I whispered in her ear that we are not finished yet. She then began to ride my dick. I moaned softly.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!