Rusty Hinge Mug
An advanced sex maneuver developed by a stud known only as "Jesus Reist", involving the creative use of surroundings. Similar to the scene in the Godfather where a woman is being pounded from behind against the wall, this maneuver requires the use of a wooden door. Most effectively used to breakup with a girl, while still getting off. While penetrating a woman from behind, with her front against the door, the man takes a tremendous thrust backwards, pulling the woman backwards, causing her upper torso being perpendicular to her legs, head against the door. The man then thrusts into her as hard as he can, ramming her through the wooden door, resulting in her ass and legs hanging on one side, and her upper torso through the door. The man then continues to penetrate the likely unconscious woman using the door handle to open and close the door, making a pleasurable curved thrust. The weight of the unconscious woman causes stress on the hinges, resulting in a squeaking sound, hence the name "Rusty hinge".
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling