Roblox Mug
ROBLOX is best defined as a massive scam in the form of an online building game, orchestrated by the Evil Lord Shedletsky (a.k.a. Telamon) and his happy, friendly, game-programming 'friends'. In this amazingly crap and utterly boring (and yet somehow addictive to about 5 million children) game, you are tempted to waste about $30 a month on a so-called Builders Club subscription, which gives you virtual benefits so you can buy more unoriginal and idea-stealing hats created by ROBLOX's half-witted developers. If you don't want to do that, you will have to bear all the five-year-olds shouting "OMGZ I R BC SO I PWN U HAX!!! PWNZ0RED" in your blocky face every five seconds. If you don't want to waste real-life money on virtual goods, then you can build 'places' (a bit like small games made of Lego-like bricks) using a buggy and half-written piece of software called Roblox Studio, which is based loosely on Microsoft's Visual Studio. However, if your IQ is too low (which is likely if you're playing ROBLOX at all) then you can use a dumbed-down building tool, which lets you insert endlessly 'free models' created by members of the community, so you can create obstacle courses jokingly nicknamed 'obbys' to get lots of place visits by random idiots with no grammar who seem to think that repetitive jumps over red 'lava' bricks that kill you on touch is fun.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!