Quadripple Mug

adj. Quadripple, quadippaly, Being or consisting of four statistically or socioeconomically unlikely facts that individually are admirable, but cumulatively can reasonablly be considered miraculous. "Yea, she graduated from The Royal College of Art in London as a Cello major while battling a Supreme Court case regarding the issuance of SSN to DACA applicants after learning Harvard couldn't accept her pre-approved app without it. I mean wtf, she's the exclusive NASA space cadet leader under 12. That much quadripple aggregated inside just one person is, sadly, probably super alienating" verb: quadripplation, quadrippling, quadrupled increase to or be increased four unlikely possible. "I feel inferior about my toxic masculinity knowing the percentage of quadrippled lesbians is increasing so rapidly being homonormative quadrippler" noun: quadripple, quadripples, quadripption, a metaphysically quadrippled thing, number, or amount in a person despite extremely unlikely probability. "Honey, you know our baby will never be fully quadrippled if you maintain the assumptions of your coworkers even though your white passing phenotypes are never brought into question. I think it's time you embrace the Native American heritage and history your people were robbed of."