poo Mug
there are many different types of P.O.O The Sticky Mess (diahrea) you fart and a sticky mess is in your pants -_- “God, there’s a sticky mess in there.” Slim Jim A very slim poo that comes out, and you cant even feel it! “Dang did a slim tim. Godzilla A very big poo that is like a big sausage. “Oh sh#t just did a Godzilla” The Bullets They shoot outta your ass and are very tiny pieces they look like brown rocks “Just shot a bullet out my fat ass.” Useless Its just one very small poo that you’ve been holding in for so long you got a stomach ache. “Omg this is so useless.” Spicy Ass A very spicy poo that makes your asscheeks hurt alot and it makes your crack burn 🔥 (_I_) 🔥 💩 “Omg my spicy ass.” Perfect This is only a 0.01% chance of you getting the perfect shape : 💩 (i’ve done it once) “MY POO IS PERFECT😙😙” Uninvited guest You fart and your pants become wet with poo. “lol! an uninvited guest” WHAT THE SH#TTY FVCK? You look down at your poo and it is very unbelievable. “What the sh#tty fvck?” Food A little bit of food you digested before comes in a different colour and looks nasty 🤮. “Food” Red Cl0t You poo but a red cl0t from ur period comes (girls only) “Ew a red cl0t” Bloody Mess Poo and blood comes.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/