poo Tee
there are many different types of P.O.O The Sticky Mess (diahrea) you fart and a sticky mess is in your pants -_- “God, there’s a sticky mess in there.” Slim Jim A very slim poo that comes out, and you cant even feel it! “Dang did a slim tim. Godzilla A very big poo that is like a big sausage. “Oh sh#t just did a Godzilla” The Bullets They shoot outta your ass and are very tiny pieces they look like brown rocks “Just shot a bullet out my fat ass.” Useless Its just one very small poo that you’ve been holding in for so long you got a stomach ache. “Omg this is so useless.” Spicy Ass A very spicy poo that makes your asscheeks hurt alot and it makes your crack burn 🔥 (_I_) 🔥 💩 “Omg my spicy ass.” Perfect This is only a 0.01% chance of you getting the perfect shape : 💩 (i’ve done it once) “MY POO IS PERFECT😙😙” Uninvited guest You fart and your pants become wet with poo. “lol! an uninvited guest” WHAT THE SH#TTY FVCK? You look down at your poo and it is very unbelievable. “What the sh#tty fvck?” Food A little bit of food you digested before comes in a different colour and looks nasty 🤮. “Food” Red Cl0t You poo but a red cl0t from ur period comes (girls only) “Ew a red cl0t” Bloody Mess Poo and blood comes.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!