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A short, squirrely bug eyed creature with facial crustyitis, poor hygiene and many varied pungent aromas escaping from every oriface. Although similar to a person of Pakistani decent, he is most closely related to the offspring of a crack whore. Appearance can differ from week to week, but often does not change daily. A black Iverson jersey, red hoody, Germany t-shirt, and baggy blue or green cargo pants or khaki's are most common, however the addition of a red bandana, black leather coat or camoflage pants signifies the creature's need to feel intimitading to others by resembling a mafia boss, gang member or G.I. Joe. A Peck has a limited vocabulary contrived mainly of a few short phrases such as: Fuck you Fuck off What the Fuck and.... "Bitch, make me taco's!" While many find this creature quite repulsive, it is surprising to know that the mother and female sibling of the Peck are quite attractive to ordinary males. The Peck itself choses to initiate mating rituals with females that are larger than himself and resemble biker/goth girls. Feeding habits include foraging for easily prepared meals and storing of non-perishables under piles of clothing and paper on the floor of his den. This may suggest a link to the squirrel family.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
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