Osasuyi Mug
Many centuries have gone by since the tale of Osasuyi began. To learn it all, one must look elsewhere, but inscribed here one will find a more concise telling of the relevant events. Osasuyi's story begins in the hills behind a lost, ancient city, the name of which has not been uttered by mortal men for a very long time. He was born to a beautiful exiled princess, who had become pregnant without a husband and thereafter cast out by her father. The seed was that of the great dragon Axymon, yet none would hear her out, believing her to be mad, promiscuous, and unfit for her position within the court. She carried Osasuyi within her for many many years, as is customary for dragons. When she eventually gave birth, a bright golden light shone out, and when it finally dimmed, a perfect, fully-formed man had emerged from within her. He has lived for a great number of years, wandering empty lands, meeting with nomadic peoples. Over time he has impacted the lives of many with his grace, wisdom and strength of will. In recent times, he has taken up a humble position within the modern society of Britain, where he has concealed his identity and refrains at all times from using his magical abilities. It has been prophesied that there shall come a time where he will be called upon; a time of dire need, a time of catastrophe, a time where the fate of all may rest in his hands. Most who know of him still postulate that he is boding his time and gathering his strength until this time comes.
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Customer Reviews
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.