Osasuyi Tee
Many centuries have gone by since the tale of Osasuyi began. To learn it all, one must look elsewhere, but inscribed here one will find a more concise telling of the relevant events. Osasuyi's story begins in the hills behind a lost, ancient city, the name of which has not been uttered by mortal men for a very long time. He was born to a beautiful exiled princess, who had become pregnant without a husband and thereafter cast out by her father. The seed was that of the great dragon Axymon, yet none would hear her out, believing her to be mad, promiscuous, and unfit for her position within the court. She carried Osasuyi within her for many many years, as is customary for dragons. When she eventually gave birth, a bright golden light shone out, and when it finally dimmed, a perfect, fully-formed man had emerged from within her. He has lived for a great number of years, wandering empty lands, meeting with nomadic peoples. Over time he has impacted the lives of many with his grace, wisdom and strength of will. In recent times, he has taken up a humble position within the modern society of Britain, where he has concealed his identity and refrains at all times from using his magical abilities. It has been prophesied that there shall come a time where he will be called upon; a time of dire need, a time of catastrophe, a time where the fate of all may rest in his hands. Most who know of him still postulate that he is boding his time and gathering his strength until this time comes.
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Customer Reviews
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day