orthobro Mug
An orthobro is a male, usually late teens to early 20s, who practices Orthodoxy exclusively online. They are very arrogant and think they know all truths because of Jay Dyer, They are usually physically unattractive and use religion as a way to excuse the fact they've struggled to achieve any success with women. They usually are not leading with Jesus and are just leading with ORTHODOXY. .You can imagine them chanting in their rooms saying "I AM ORTHODOX" while dancing around in prideful manner in order to feel good about not having a good personality or having done anything useful in their lives while surrounded by a bunch of icons they think buys them social status. Lots are likely to be obsessed with white skin and blue eyes and are into alt-right style hippie diets like meat only diet. If you disagree with them, they are likely to label you a CIA agent. They are propagandized by a bunch of pro-Russia and low level russian disinfo accounts that use orthodoxy for propaganda. They are likely to think all science is bad while they play pc games (that are possible due to science) and will think science is part of the antichrist plot to murder all Christians. They generally are lacking love in their hearts and just use orthodoxy to feed their narcissism that comes from being wounded growing up. Some will probably convert to Islam because of the more "based" views on women. They will likely get burned out of Orthodox Christianity within a few years.
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I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!