Mirko Mug
That 162 cm, 98kg undercover gay boy and sexual pervert with a 4 cm small but thick dick and preying after girls from other nationalities because girls from his own place wouldn't even take a look at his ogre face. The looney does LDR's because of that so he can pretend to be handsome all he wants. But he's still an ogre, a disgusting monster. He is a porn addict who is always on porn hub and very much enjoys watching violent porn and frequently chats with minors especially girls under 14 years old in return for their nudes. He prefers big busty girls with big booties and he doggies them. But he very much likes anal and wants a guy to give it to him. But sadly his parents won't allow him bringing a guy home. So yeah that's Mirko. The undercover gay for life it seems cos he got no balls to stand up to his parents and marry a guy and stop preying on girls and using them as a cover.
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Customer Reviews
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image