Mirko Tee
That 162 cm, 98kg undercover gay boy and sexual pervert with a 4 cm small but thick dick and preying after girls from other nationalities because girls from his own place wouldn't even take a look at his ogre face. The looney does LDR's because of that so he can pretend to be handsome all he wants. But he's still an ogre, a disgusting monster. He is a porn addict who is always on porn hub and very much enjoys watching violent porn and frequently chats with minors especially girls under 14 years old in return for their nudes. He prefers big busty girls with big booties and he doggies them. But he very much likes anal and wants a guy to give it to him. But sadly his parents won't allow him bringing a guy home. So yeah that's Mirko. The undercover gay for life it seems cos he got no balls to stand up to his parents and marry a guy and stop preying on girls and using them as a cover.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating