Mirko
That 162 cm, 98kg undercover gay boy and sexual pervert with a 4 cm small but thick dick and preying after girls from other nationalities because girls from his own place wouldn't even take a look at his ogre face. The looney does LDR's because of that so he can pretend to be handsome all he wants. But he's still an ogre, a disgusting monster. He is a porn addict who is always on porn hub and very much enjoys watching violent porn and frequently chats with minors especially girls under 14 years old in return for their nudes. He prefers big busty girls with big booties and he doggies them. But he very much likes anal and wants a guy to give it to him. But sadly his parents won't allow him bringing a guy home. So yeah that's Mirko. The undercover gay for life it seems cos he got no balls to stand up to his parents and marry a guy and stop preying on girls and using them as a cover.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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