McDonald's Mug
A horrible place. They pay minimum wage for maximum labor. In fact, most of the work they put their employees through is just under illegal. People think they're dirty, but not really. The food is properly handled and the employees aren't poor (unless they're old .... the young kids are only there for "experience" or a paycheck ... I mean, I wear Louis Vuitton and Gucci and I'm only there to become a manager, so I can have bragging rights). The food however is fattening. Recently, they switched the vats (the things they cook most of their food in), from like grease to vegetable oil or something. But that doesn't make much of a difference. They are really cheap with their food, one sqirt of ketchup/mustard, a pinch of fake onions that come in a package, and you have to add water to make them grow, and two pickles, AND ONLY two pickles to a cheeseburger. Everything is very methodical and orderly there, and working there sucks. You have to serve fat pigs who look down your shirt, and whiney skinny whores who bitch about calories and our menu (don't eat there if you don't want to get fat, simple as that peeps). The seniors complain when the prices go up one cent, and they make rude comments, and they show up every single day at the same time (some people don't have lives I guess, they'd rather go to McDonald's every day). At McDonald's you aren't allowed to talk back to customers, even though half the time they are completely wrong. No, there are no tomatoes or mustard on a Big Mac, so don't ask. No, we don't have such a thing as "A Used burger Meal". No, I don't need your five cent tip, it's only going to go to the poor Ronald McDonald's House charity anyways. I make 17$ an hour, keep your five cents. No, of course I didn't wash my hands before I served you (idiot, if we actually were unhygenic like that we'd get sued, we're running a resturant, not a science experiment). If we didn't get your order right, calm the fuck down, the sky is not falling, we'll gladly replace your burger if you shut up and act polite about it. If not, we don't have a problem making it wrong again, just to spite you. We are allowed to tell you to shut up, leave the store, and walk to the next McDonald's. No I don't have to take your order, it is not against the law to tell you to fuck off and walk away from you. If you want to be an ass, walk behind the counter, figure out the till yourself, and make your own damn burger, because obviously we're not doing it fast enough for you ... or something like that. It is not a requirement for us to be polite to you, it's just something we do. In fact, our only job is to take your order and get you the fuck out of the resturant in three minutes or less, so our job is to be fast, not friendly. So McDonald's in general is a horrible place to work, and a horrible place to eat. The customers always complain (says something about our service huh?) and we could quite frankly care less about your demands (says something about our attitude). It isn't a problem of the actual corperate McDonald's, they are just a bunch of executives who sit behind a desk all day, with no actual experience of what it is like to work at a McDonald's. They don't know how hard it is to fake a smile. So the definition of McDonald's is a resturant run by people who've probably never eaten there, or worked there. It is corrupt, and the customers expect too much.
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I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb
This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.