Matt
A well known man whore. if u meet a boy named matt. run bitch fucking run. matt will be the sweetest guy you'll ever meet, well over snapchat of course. but in real life he has the nastiest speech impedement you'll ever hear. it will b cute until you have sex with him. I mean who wants a guy whispering "fuck me hawder" in your ear. guys named matt have a ton of experience but the sex is garbage. matt loves having sex with girls or should I say gorls with severe daddy issues named Alabama, Montana, and Texas. if your not 3-4 years younger then him then don't even think about trying to get with him. he loves sex positions that put u in the hospital or leave unconscious on his bed. matt is the most self involved person you will ever meet in your life, all he talks about is himself, you'll be lucky if u can even get a word in. all Im saying is u have to be at the lowest of low points in ur life to be even semi-attracted to a boy named matt. matt is a mommy's boy meaning his mom will know everything u and him did. not cool matt. matt will most likely beg u to be his girlfriend but as soon as he meets a girl names Alabama its game over sis. once u break up he will run his bitch ass mouth, talking shit about u. talking bout how nasty u are even tho he was begging for u the week before. morel of the story he's a pussy. period.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Love it. I can't wait to give it as a gift yo
This is lafayetti yummi yum yum Oui oui mon ami je m'appelle lafayette The lancelot of the revolutionary set I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir" Tell the king "Casse toi" Who's the best C'est moi
Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.
Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.
My order came quickly. Packaged well. Great job.
IT WAS MUG! CAME QUICK & SAID THING. HAVE NOT TASTED YET. NOT SMELL BAD, BUT DISHWASHER NONETHE LESS....
Henceforth, I am unable to leave a negative review for this amazing cup.
Good quality, just as pictured. Very pleased with it!
Having my first cup of coffee in the new cup. Good idea to add new terms through individual contributions.
10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
This is for my granddaughter whom I used to call cutie patootie until she found out another meaning for patootie. Then she didn’t like the name so much! This will be a perfect gift for her! She is 16.
Love the cups :) It reminds us of our sweet momma. I thought everyone knew the word "mommicked" but evidently it is an Eastern North Carolina thing...My sisters and I all married Northerner/ Yankees and they had never heard of the word. Thank you for a tender memory.
Cup came in one piece and looks as nice as it does in the picture! Only note is just be mindful of any typos in the description of the definition, they will show up on the cup too! Other than that, no complaints!
This reminds me of the amazing teams i worked in!
great experience, with fast delivery. Thank you!
my grandma loved it!
My grandma is HOOKED
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This mug makes me happy :) reminds me of so many funny high school memories!
The mug came quickly and we love it!
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