matavis Mug
Matavis is a very unique name. You often don't hear it. Matavis is a very special person, he is sometimes very angry but will never harm you. He is one of those guys that acts very tough on the outside but on the inside he is a complete teddy bear. When he loves, he loves hard. He is the type of guy that will put you on a pedestal. He is very old school, but again a sweet heart. He gets very jealous and very possessive over what's his or what he loves. He is very insecure but doesn't know how great he is. He is the cutest, goofiest, and most extraordinarily complex men you will ever meet. He is loyal and very sensitive even though he won't admit it for all the money in the world. Watch out if a Matavis has a gf, wife, etc, and your hopelessly flirting with him. He will sick her on you. He loves her very much as does he. Sometimes he can be insensitive but in the end he means well. Sometimes he doesn't express it very well, but he does love you. At the end of the day you are his everything, and he is yours. He has the voice of an angel, and what comes with that is, he wants to settle down and have kids with you and provide them the life he has always wanted. He is a Lord God loving man+ adventurous+and romantic. When a Matavis comes your way hold on and never let go he might very well be the love of your life. :)
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Customer Reviews
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling