Martini Mug
A Martini is a very rare species of Martyna's. It is found in the depths of the mountains of papers. Martini's are VERY organized, have handwriting that comes straight out of Word and they don't share. They are generally nice people but they loooove gossip. Martini's love papers, Fortnite, lying, cards, proving themselves to their smart and talented friends, being dirty minded with their meme-loving friend, collecting rare coins, stealing rare coins, getting the best seats in math class and tend to have Fortnite-playing Mexican boyfriends. They hate everything that annoys them. Almost everything annoys them. Martyna is very annoyed by mostly that one friend that messes with everything they have like she doesn't stop searching through her phone searching for exposing photos. They hate sharing, giving, and keep everything to themselves. If you have a Martini friend, steal their phone because they have a lot of private, hilarious photos and videos. Martini's get along with everyone but hate everyone they get along with. They also get very competitive. So don't steal their man. If you annoy them too much, they'll kill you. They have a secret skill with guns. Martini's can be rude and offensive on purpose in irritated and hate anime. Treat you Martini with care and she will always be grateful and will do many things for you. But be careful. Martini's love bets and will do anything to get you as their slave. Oh, the ADORE cookies. It's a good thing to bribe them with.
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Customer Reviews
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!