Martini Tee
A Martini is a very rare species of Martyna's. It is found in the depths of the mountains of papers. Martini's are VERY organized, have handwriting that comes straight out of Word and they don't share. They are generally nice people but they loooove gossip. Martini's love papers, Fortnite, lying, cards, proving themselves to their smart and talented friends, being dirty minded with their meme-loving friend, collecting rare coins, stealing rare coins, getting the best seats in math class and tend to have Fortnite-playing Mexican boyfriends. They hate everything that annoys them. Almost everything annoys them. Martyna is very annoyed by mostly that one friend that messes with everything they have like she doesn't stop searching through her phone searching for exposing photos. They hate sharing, giving, and keep everything to themselves. If you have a Martini friend, steal their phone because they have a lot of private, hilarious photos and videos. Martini's get along with everyone but hate everyone they get along with. They also get very competitive. So don't steal their man. If you annoy them too much, they'll kill you. They have a secret skill with guns. Martini's can be rude and offensive on purpose in irritated and hate anime. Treat you Martini with care and she will always be grateful and will do many things for you. But be careful. Martini's love bets and will do anything to get you as their slave. Oh, the ADORE cookies. It's a good thing to bribe them with.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart