Manwhore Mug
no standards.Really an attention whore. Hits up loads of women constantly, 4 validation.Quantity over quality kinda guy.Prob will say “i usually don’t cum btw just warning u” when ur otw over to pick him up to go back to urs.Always needs 2 be in relationship cuz he can’t be alone& needs rides. he&gf get in a fight,he be hittin the dms of ur mom, sis, gf,& even ur fat cousin,even the most busted leftovers. If u publicly date one of these ur hotness league level instantly plummets 2 other busteds who had 2 date him 2. Will always lie when confronted & would do a homeboy dirty in instant 4 some pootang.dates lower than 4 control so doesn’t get left for sad skills in the sack.super insecure& will emotionally meltdown over anything.Punches holes in gfs apt& makes gf fix it. Lies 4 sympathy 2 make girls pity fuck him.Sends unsolicited dick pics to randos.Prob sucks at sex cuz he learned from porn. skinny& long, like a pencil (the worst kind). Will hit on everything, high schools no fucks given. Hits on friends gfs thru social media.gf goes out of town for gmas funeral, he having lauren over then krystal the next night. Not bf material, used by hoes for his weak willpower. porn addiction makes him shitty at sex.is pussy in real life but has all the smooth words in dm. Joked 4 pathetic desperation behind his back by all other dudes & all catches, wifeys& dime pieces, if some1 calls u this u should evaluate ur life choices, cuz u a clown ass niggah!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right