Manwhore
no standards.Really an attention whore. Hits up loads of women constantly, 4 validation.Quantity over quality kinda guy.Prob will say “i usually don’t cum btw just warning u” when ur otw over to pick him up to go back to urs.Always needs 2 be in relationship cuz he can’t be alone& needs rides. he&gf get in a fight,he be hittin the dms of ur mom, sis, gf,& even ur fat cousin,even the most busted leftovers. If u publicly date one of these ur hotness league level instantly plummets 2 other busteds who had 2 date him 2. Will always lie when confronted & would do a homeboy dirty in instant 4 some pootang.dates lower than 4 control so doesn’t get left for sad skills in the sack.super insecure& will emotionally meltdown over anything.Punches holes in gfs apt& makes gf fix it. Lies 4 sympathy 2 make girls pity fuck him.Sends unsolicited dick pics to randos.Prob sucks at sex cuz he learned from porn. skinny& long, like a pencil (the worst kind). Will hit on everything, high schools no fucks given. Hits on friends gfs thru social media.gf goes out of town for gmas funeral, he having lauren over then krystal the next night. Not bf material, used by hoes for his weak willpower. porn addiction makes him shitty at sex.is pussy in real life but has all the smooth words in dm. Joked 4 pathetic desperation behind his back by all other dudes & all catches, wifeys& dime pieces, if some1 calls u this u should evaluate ur life choices, cuz u a clown ass niggah!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
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Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
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really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
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I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
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My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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