Manwhore Mug
no standards.Really an attention whore. Hits up loads of women constantly, 4 validation.Quantity over quality kinda guy.Prob will say “i usually don’t cum btw just warning u” when ur otw over to pick him up to go back to urs.Always needs 2 be in relationship cuz he can’t be alone& needs rides. he&gf get in a fight,he be hittin the dms of ur mom, sis, gf,& even ur fat cousin,even the most busted leftovers. If u publicly date one of these ur hotness league level instantly plummets 2 other busteds who had 2 date him 2. Will always lie when confronted & would do a homeboy dirty in instant 4 some pootang.dates lower than 4 control so doesn’t get left for sad skills in the sack.super insecure& will emotionally meltdown over anything.Punches holes in gfs apt& makes gf fix it. Lies 4 sympathy 2 make girls pity fuck him.Sends unsolicited dick pics to randos.Prob sucks at sex cuz he learned from porn. skinny& long, like a pencil (the worst kind). Will hit on everything, high schools no fucks given. Hits on friends gfs thru social media.gf goes out of town for gmas funeral, he having lauren over then krystal the next night. Not bf material, used by hoes for his weak willpower. porn addiction makes him shitty at sex.is pussy in real life but has all the smooth words in dm. Joked 4 pathetic desperation behind his back by all other dudes & all catches, wifeys& dime pieces, if some1 calls u this u should evaluate ur life choices, cuz u a clown ass niggah!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!