Manwhore Tee
no standards.Really an attention whore. Hits up loads of women constantly, 4 validation.Quantity over quality kinda guy.Prob will say “i usually don’t cum btw just warning u” when ur otw over to pick him up to go back to urs.Always needs 2 be in relationship cuz he can’t be alone& needs rides. he&gf get in a fight,he be hittin the dms of ur mom, sis, gf,& even ur fat cousin,even the most busted leftovers. If u publicly date one of these ur hotness league level instantly plummets 2 other busteds who had 2 date him 2. Will always lie when confronted & would do a homeboy dirty in instant 4 some pootang.dates lower than 4 control so doesn’t get left for sad skills in the sack.super insecure& will emotionally meltdown over anything.Punches holes in gfs apt& makes gf fix it. Lies 4 sympathy 2 make girls pity fuck him.Sends unsolicited dick pics to randos.Prob sucks at sex cuz he learned from porn. skinny& long, like a pencil (the worst kind). Will hit on everything, high schools no fucks given. Hits on friends gfs thru social media.gf goes out of town for gmas funeral, he having lauren over then krystal the next night. Not bf material, used by hoes for his weak willpower. porn addiction makes him shitty at sex.is pussy in real life but has all the smooth words in dm. Joked 4 pathetic desperation behind his back by all other dudes & all catches, wifeys& dime pieces, if some1 calls u this u should evaluate ur life choices, cuz u a clown ass niggah!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.