Lisa
Do you happen to know someone named Lisa? Congratulations you made contact with one of the most extraordinary creatures having set their feet on earth. Dont stare at her, you might die. She's breathtakingly beautiful. Of course she's already married and what not. Her magnificent eyes can keep you from doing anything. You're automatically hypnotised by the glance of her beauty. By then you've probably already taken a look at her lips. They're deadly, no joke. Her smile can destroy buildings. If you have gotten the honour to hear her talk, you'd know that you would do anything for her. You know you'd drown yourself if she told you to. Her goodness beautiful hair. She can pull of any hairstyle; in a claw clip, in a low pony tail, or simply just placing them on her right side of her shoulder. And the way she dresses! Jesus; her Outfits are so pretty. You won't be able to decide whether you want to be her friend, her lover or literally herself. Realising you cannot do any of that is going to almost kill you. All you can do is admire her from far away. You can't even tell her how absolutely perfect she is because it's just going to be all weird and everything. You just have to sit here and try to make her proud. Try to get everything out of the smallest conversation possible. It's really sad existing in her world. Sometimes you're going to wish to be able to control time just so can look at her pretty face a little longer. But you can't. You can't control time. And you never will.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
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