Lana Mug
Hello Lana this is your boyfriend. I was just wondering when you were ever going to come home. I miss you so much and I'm really tired of waiting around for you. It sucks not talking to you. I really want you and no one can replace you. I don't know what the problem is or what's keeping you from me. I think about you everyday and not having you is torture. Please talk to me. I haven't found someone new. Is there something I did wrong? I've been trying my best to get by without you and recently it's been hell. Honestly, what the fuck are you doing? I thought we had something. I feel like an idiot waiting for someone who apparently doesn't care about me. It's not fair. I don't like making a fool of myself on the internet but I don't know what else to do. You haven't texted or called. What we had was great and I would love to continue that. I feel so lonely and dead inside. How much longer will you keep this up? Please, pretty please, with sugar on top, call me or text me. SOMETHING. I think enough time has past. I don't bite. Please stop this madness. If you think it's cool what we have right now you are totally wrong. It's not cool. I love you all the way even though you're putting me through hell. You just left and years have past. I don't like this. I would love to love you if you'll just let me. This situation doesn't make any sense. Please, for the love of God hit me up.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling