Katelynn Mug
Katelynn is the only girl I will love. Which is a shame. She doesn't love me back. Good for her. She's a smart girl, that's why it hurt the most when she says you're stupid and doesn't love you. She told you not to come back, you saw. You listen. You've done enough damage. Nothing you say or do will make her love you again. She really hurt you. She blamed you for a lot. Which is good because you were never good enough for her. She is being truthful, though you hate to hear it. But maybe she was wrong. Just once. You doubt yourself so much, because she's never wrong. It is impossible. Despite that, you finally say it. No saving that. You gave up that life. You gave up the chance to have your daughter and happy life. You wish you could go back in time and fix it. You wish you could laugh with her again, talk about school, some day marry her. She never deserved your BS. You want to tell her happy birthday soon and talk to her again, but that would just make her hate you. So instead you write a definition of Katelynn. She's a complex person. She doesn't even like you. She thinks you're cringey, sensitive, manipulative, and childish. If you argue it just makes her more right. So you accept it. You hate yourself. You are pathetic for being so sad after who knows how long. She moved on. She moved on and you can't. She pities you. Kate. Despite my feelings. I know you're right. I'm glad you have someone to take care of you, deep down, underneath this pain. You'll be alright.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/