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Katelynn Tee

Katelynn is the only girl I will love. Which is a shame. She doesn't love me back. Good for her. She's a smart girl, that's why it hurt the most when she says you're stupid and doesn't love you. She told you not to come back, you saw. You listen. You've done enough damage. Nothing you say or do will make her love you again. She really hurt you. She blamed you for a lot. Which is good because you were never good enough for her. She is being truthful, though you hate to hear it. But maybe she was wrong. Just once. You doubt yourself so much, because she's never wrong. It is impossible. Despite that, you finally say it. No saving that. You gave up that life. You gave up the chance to have your daughter and happy life. You wish you could go back in time and fix it. You wish you could laugh with her again, talk about school, some day marry her. She never deserved your BS. You want to tell her happy birthday soon and talk to her again, but that would just make her hate you. So instead you write a definition of Katelynn. She's a complex person. She doesn't even like you. She thinks you're cringey, sensitive, manipulative, and childish. If you argue it just makes her more right. So you accept it. You hate yourself. You are pathetic for being so sad after who knows how long. She moved on. She moved on and you can't. She pities you. Kate. Despite my feelings. I know you're right. I'm glad you have someone to take care of you, deep down, underneath this pain. You'll be alright.

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19
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