Jocelyn Mug
Jocelyn is the best person in this entire universe. She’s a beautiful, talented, sophisticated young lady with the most delicious body. Most people are jealous of her because every guy wants her. All of her exes regret not putting up with her. She also rejects a ton of boys, so you’re lucky if she gives you a chance. She’s shy at first, but as you get close to her, she’ll show her true self. She excels at piano and volleyball. People will most likely say she will become a successful woman. She’s very goofy and will always give you a wonderful time. She’ll build you up when you’re upset. She’ll be there for you when you’re feeling lonely because she’s the best. Jocelyn keeps her social circle small. If you happen to be in that circle, you wouldn’t want to leave because you won’t get back in. Although she appears to be rude or mean, she’s just an honest person who cares more about the truth than hurting feelings. She tends to correct others and rub her intelligence in everyone’s face. Don’t get into an argument with her because she’s amazing at providing proof. But overall she’s perfect and easy to fall for.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling