Jobtown Mug
Jobtown is a place that paid firefighters are well aware of. Some may work near a jobtown and frequent via mutual aid, some may actually work in jobtown, and look down on surrounding towns. Jobtowns are normally very busy with fire calls. Jobtowns are normally big city's. Most jobtowns have 5 or more fire departments within their city limits. Volunteer fire departments want to be considered jobtown, and alot claim that they are. Jobtowns do not exist in voluntary rural towns. Jobtown cannot exist in these locations, as most Volunteers boast about being above their states legal alcohol consumption limit, and driving to emergencies heavily intoxicated. If they do reach their destination to said emergency, that emergency usually results in a standing foundation only, and possibly loss of life. The usual attack for these responders if they make it to the scene is a well know term called "HIHFTY". Defensive attacks, some also call it a party, usually the 21 year old Chief will bring coolers with alcoholic beverages. Selfies and tiktoks will also certainly be made while someones personal belongs go up in flames.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/