Hamilton MA Mug
Hamilton ma is an entirely white, rich, preppy town in Massachusetts. The town is full of manicured mansions, German and Italian cars and housewife’s that look like a burnt Barbie doll. The impeccable school system is envied by every other town though they are unaware of the constant inner turmoil. The kids are extremely cliquey consisting of the popular group, the the weird outcasts that no one knows. The adults in the town are absolutely relentless, they will yell out at town meetings, yell at the school administrators and threaten people with their lawyers or just run them out of the town. The tax rate is the highest in the state and people expect everything to be catered to them due to this. The schools team name is the “generals” and they are know for extremely high achieving teams that win state championships and teams that will not win a single game. The students section is full of insane teenagers who are relentless at making fun of the other team. These same high schoolers are responsible for half the car crashes in the state as they drive with intent to harm. The school has to have police officers and staff direct traffic so these hyenas don’t kill anyone else. They know if they get in trouble daddy will just buy them a new Audi. If you didn’t read all of the above, this will sum of Hamilton for you… We have street crossing buttons at horse rider height so the person doesn’t have to get off the horse to cross the street.
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Customer Reviews
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)