Hamilton, MA
An almost entirely white, sheltered town, just north of Boston, where everyone has too high of a sense of self regard. The most exciting thing in the town is an old war tank that sits in the middle of the public park and past that there’s a neat Cumberland farms where you can get whole grain pizza by the slice. Most people either own a horse themselves or know someone who does. There is no diversity in the “pristine” school system so if you’re different, you’ll be outcasted till the day you graduate. The entire town is filled with drugs, the only thing to do is drive around rip bongs in cars, half the students are baked throughout the day and at any point you can find someone vaping in one of the school bathrooms. You’ll have to deal with uptight moms that think too highly of their children, dads that played lacrosse in college and probably work at an investment bank somewhere along the North Shore. Nobody enjoys living in Hamilton, unless you’re looking to isolate yourself from the rest of the world in a suburbia that will mold you’re child towards sociatle conformity.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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