Hamilton, MA Tee
An almost entirely white, sheltered town, just north of Boston, where everyone has too high of a sense of self regard. The most exciting thing in the town is an old war tank that sits in the middle of the public park and past that there’s a neat Cumberland farms where you can get whole grain pizza by the slice. Most people either own a horse themselves or know someone who does. There is no diversity in the “pristine” school system so if you’re different, you’ll be outcasted till the day you graduate. The entire town is filled with drugs, the only thing to do is drive around rip bongs in cars, half the students are baked throughout the day and at any point you can find someone vaping in one of the school bathrooms. You’ll have to deal with uptight moms that think too highly of their children, dads that played lacrosse in college and probably work at an investment bank somewhere along the North Shore. Nobody enjoys living in Hamilton, unless you’re looking to isolate yourself from the rest of the world in a suburbia that will mold you’re child towards sociatle conformity.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart