Hàlsun Mug
Hàlsun pronounced: Hal-sun Hàlsun is the .25 day or half day that occurs at the end of each Martian Month. It is called Hàlsun (based on the phrase “half-sun”) and is celebrated as a holiday where Martians sleep for the half day, then awaken and party hard till the sun comes up again. There are 57.25 days in a Martian month and the calendar is remotely based on the old Earth Gregorian Calendar. Seasons: 4 Months in a year: 12 Earth days in a Martian Year: 687 (Martian days are called Sols) Sols in a month: 57.25 Sols in a week: 12 Hours in a Sol: 26 - technically a solar day lasts about 24 hours, 39 minutes, and 35 seconds on Mars, which can be rounded up to 25 hours a day. This was the original Sol time per day prior to Mars’s colonization. However, the Emperor decided that there will be 26 hours in a day. Leron wanted the clocks to go from 1-13 because it looks cooler and it meant the Mars clocks would be different than the Earth clocks. That and he and his Martians get 1 hour 21 min and 25 seconds a day to sleep or to do whatever. When the Martian clocks strike the 13th hour, time “stops” for the hour and 21 minutes, before the clocks reset and tic again. - Escape from Boulevard Book
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Customer Reviews
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image