Hàlsun Tee
Hàlsun pronounced: Hal-sun Hàlsun is the .25 day or half day that occurs at the end of each Martian Month. It is called Hàlsun (based on the phrase “half-sun”) and is celebrated as a holiday where Martians sleep for the half day, then awaken and party hard till the sun comes up again. There are 57.25 days in a Martian month and the calendar is remotely based on the old Earth Gregorian Calendar. Seasons: 4 Months in a year: 12 Earth days in a Martian Year: 687 (Martian days are called Sols) Sols in a month: 57.25 Sols in a week: 12 Hours in a Sol: 26 - technically a solar day lasts about 24 hours, 39 minutes, and 35 seconds on Mars, which can be rounded up to 25 hours a day. This was the original Sol time per day prior to Mars’s colonization. However, the Emperor decided that there will be 26 hours in a day. Leron wanted the clocks to go from 1-13 because it looks cooler and it meant the Mars clocks would be different than the Earth clocks. That and he and his Martians get 1 hour 21 min and 25 seconds a day to sleep or to do whatever. When the Martian clocks strike the 13th hour, time “stops” for the hour and 21 minutes, before the clocks reset and tic again. - Escape from Boulevard Book
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Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨