güntbait
One of two things. 1.) Güntbait can be that which baits Günther. This is to say something that seduces him into peeking out from hiding (or from his general cave dwelling); OR something that tricks him into leaving himself vulnerable (ie: for a trap). Güntbait in this regard usually constitutes a pair of unshaven armpits, Shrek-themed chapstick, or a (mayo only) hoagie, to name a few. Anything that really moistens his brow and gets the flood gates running. 2.) Güntbait can also refer to a highly sexual/errotic process carried out during the blood moon. When spring has died and autumn has not yet been born -- Güntbait can refer to the act of creaming your womb-broom (from base to shaft of course -- we're not amateurs here at the urban dictionary) with Best Foods "Real" mayonnaise until there is a foot high layer with no flesh in sight. Then the Güntbaiter would put the obligatory bread halves under this hulking cream-stick, and masturbate it all off until the bread is mayo-filled. Cum is recommended; as it can fall on to the bread for garnish. The Güntbaiter then may eat the sandwich below to finish the deed and adjourn the ceremony. *Sidenote: Güntbaiting can only occur if candles are lit, petals are scattered, and the baiter in question has a mustache as bristly as it is glorious.
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Awesome mug feels really nice good weight and color although I think the shade could be a little brighter when it comes to the highlighter yellow, I am still pleased with the outcome and the fact that a whole passage was so neatly printed onto the product, very pleased with the packaging too! That made it so easy to wrap just in time for Christmas. Who knew!!
okay so the mug was mid but when you have a genz meme and give it to one of the most serious people you know then it's pretty funny
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Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!
Perfect gift for my gf
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Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Love it
as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
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Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
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Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
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