Grant Mug
Grant is a one of a kind person. He is someone with good taste in music and is filled with personality. With big brown loving eyes that looks into your soul with one glance can make your heart melt pure gold. He is a one of a kind. With the sweet voice he has he holds many secrets. Grant is trustworthy because after holding what he's capable of he can hold many of the secrets you spill to him. How he handles his sorrows and stress with bad habits such as drinking from dusk to dawn on his days off. It almost makes you worry. He doesn't let his emotions show as much though with the friendly smile and wide loving eyes that says he wouldn't want you to worry, but you do anyways. Sometimes he builds enough stress that he completely ghosts you. You slip into dreamland and sometimes he stops to visit. Either seeing him avoid you in a grocery store, hearing him cry in your living room, or even seeing him sitting calmly with a big smile on your grandparents couch. Grants are goofy as they are loving. Every time you pass by a faint cigarette smell, Grant comes to mind. With the sweet, loving, and warm hugs he gives you in the crisp late fall evenings makes you smile and fall even more for him. It's the way he smiles at you that makes you fall deeper than a bottomless pit. Grant is an amazing person and no one could tell me otherwise, but sometimes he doesn't think.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts