fuckboy Mug
noun 1. An empty shell of a man who uses women for sex. He has no real identity so he just mirrors his prey’s personality in order to get her to fall for him. A smooth talker, most of what he says will seem too good to be true as if he is reciting from a script. He will ask lots of questions as if he’s interested in her personality but he is just trying to learn her insecurities and needs. He will pretend to be the solution to her problems in order to gain her trust and lure her in. Once he gets what he wants, he discards her. 2. Always broke despite having a job and having no big financial obligations. 3. Extremely concerned with appearances. He looks nice, drives a nice car, but his place looks like a 1 star motel room. 4. Has a reputation for being a fuckboy. If confronted about this, he will spend hours denying he is a fuckboy so that he can fuck you and then ghost you. 5. Behaves like a narcissistic sociopath but then will tell you that you’re a crazy stalker when you are heartbroken and desperate to talk to him. 6. Lasts 2 minutes in bed and uses the excuse “I just haven’t had sex in sooo long!” Nah sis he just wanted to get it in and get it done. 7. Calls women “females” as a subtle way of dehumanizing them.
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i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
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My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling