FleetAd Mug
Once a primal god, this being decended to the earth and immediately shed light upon his existance. Beings in His path, however paid no attention as they watched for their false god to perform new tricks and magics. Bemused of their attitude, the decended god cursed them all, which later ended their lives in a five-day-stretch of indifference. FleetAd can now be found in a solitude corner of the world, often stretching his limbs out to touch others who may grasp His existance for that of good. Those who have been touched by FleetAd are often left with a dizzy sense of both pleasure and confusion - this is often considered to be awe-struck. To keep those under Him in line, He will often call out in a resounding roar, reflecting underlings unworthy of his eyes. A time ago, there was a raging battle between Him and an underling. (See: Calvinbah) The decended God flung a simple potato at the underling, taking it directly to the mouth and suffered a minor concussion. Sadly, this has rendered the underling a feeling of superiority. The damage done to it's brain was significant, but not life-threatening. FleetAd was humble enough to settle upon the continued existance of Calvinbah and now keeps him as a Jester.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling