feeljob Mug
A feeljob is a female feeling a male's penis through a pair of boxers. PROCEDURE The first and probably most important step of any good feeljob is finding the proper spot. A location for a feeljob should be somewhat secluded in a public place. One of the fundamentals of a feeljob is the occasional need to stop due to passing people, however, it should be able to happen for at least 10 minutes without interruption. The proper spot can make a feeljob more worthwhile. Once a proper location is found, a feeljob must be slowly initiated. Begin with an innocent activity, such as drawing on the boxers. A trademark of a good feeljob is a signature in a bright color on or around the penis area. Boxers with a lighter box pattern are preferable so that first time feeljobbers may get accustomed to coloring them in. Be careful, if you begin a feeljob too quickly, it may be rough and enjoyable for neither side. Proper conversation with the feeljobee, or the person receiving the feeljob, should be continued. Feeljobs can be done with more than one female, but generally one should only have one male. If more males are added, it may become an awkward experience rather than an enjoyable one. Be careful that a feeljob is not given to a male who may shy away from public affection or get frightened into silence. Begin coloring around the penis area. If the feeljobee seems to be enjoying the pens or markers around their penis, it is appropriate to begin using one's hands. One way to check if a feeljobee is enjoying a feeljob is if there is a minor ejaculation. This can be seen due to the smudging of colored boxes. When using one's hand, be careful to not only feel the penis through the boxers, but on occasion, touch the actual penis through the hole in the boxers used to pee. Those on the right side of the feeljobee may be flashed, so try not to keep the boxers open for too long. A feeljob should last about two hours. If it is less, the feeljobee may feel cheated. If it lasts longer, the feeljobee will wonder why you don't just move on to a handjob. WARNINGS Be careful when dealing with pedestrians because one does not want to disturb the peace by giving a feeljob. When anyone begins to pass, cover the feeljobee's boxers with a sweater and request that they sit up. Be cautious when coloring. No one wants a purple colored penis and it may cause pain. Be careful to not color around the penis too hard. Do not smack the penis, it is a sensitive creature. If you accidentally smack it, apologize because the feeljobee will be in extreme pain. Be careful around the testicles, if they are slammed to hard, it would be excruciatingly painful.
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Customer Reviews
Great as a little joke gift! But a little on the pricey side for a coffee mug. If I didn’t love the person as much as I do, I would probably never spend that amount on a normal coffee cup.
It is perfect. I purchased the mug aa a gift and the recipient loved it!
It’s so good and can hold my coffee all day long !
My favorite mug ever
Small cup printing is well done.
It's perfect. Just what I thought I would be getting. Love the definition on one side and the "phrase" on the other.
lmao n. definitely buy a sex mug
The custom mug was as described. The packaging was first rate, and the shipping was surprisingly fast.
Brenanaz (love it!)
I impressed and made my best friend laugh when he saw I was drinking out of it. That was worth all the cash in the world
I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall
Love it! No issues at any part in the process
A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan
Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!
My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.
Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.