feeljob Hoodie
A feeljob is a female feeling a male's penis through a pair of boxers. PROCEDURE The first and probably most important step of any good feeljob is finding the proper spot. A location for a feeljob should be somewhat secluded in a public place. One of the fundamentals of a feeljob is the occasional need to stop due to passing people, however, it should be able to happen for at least 10 minutes without interruption. The proper spot can make a feeljob more worthwhile. Once a proper location is found, a feeljob must be slowly initiated. Begin with an innocent activity, such as drawing on the boxers. A trademark of a good feeljob is a signature in a bright color on or around the penis area. Boxers with a lighter box pattern are preferable so that first time feeljobbers may get accustomed to coloring them in. Be careful, if you begin a feeljob too quickly, it may be rough and enjoyable for neither side. Proper conversation with the feeljobee, or the person receiving the feeljob, should be continued. Feeljobs can be done with more than one female, but generally one should only have one male. If more males are added, it may become an awkward experience rather than an enjoyable one. Be careful that a feeljob is not given to a male who may shy away from public affection or get frightened into silence. Begin coloring around the penis area. If the feeljobee seems to be enjoying the pens or markers around their penis, it is appropriate to begin using one's hands. One way to check if a feeljobee is enjoying a feeljob is if there is a minor ejaculation. This can be seen due to the smudging of colored boxes. When using one's hand, be careful to not only feel the penis through the boxers, but on occasion, touch the actual penis through the hole in the boxers used to pee. Those on the right side of the feeljobee may be flashed, so try not to keep the boxers open for too long. A feeljob should last about two hours. If it is less, the feeljobee may feel cheated. If it lasts longer, the feeljobee will wonder why you don't just move on to a handjob. WARNINGS Be careful when dealing with pedestrians because one does not want to disturb the peace by giving a feeljob. When anyone begins to pass, cover the feeljobee's boxers with a sweater and request that they sit up. Be cautious when coloring. No one wants a purple colored penis and it may cause pain. Be careful to not color around the penis too hard. Do not smack the penis, it is a sensitive creature. If you accidentally smack it, apologize because the feeljobee will be in extreme pain. Be careful around the testicles, if they are slammed to hard, it would be excruciatingly painful.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.