Ebony Mug
Ebony is beautiful and sexy in the classiest ways. The epitome of a lady in the streets, freak in the sheets. This lady is very trustworthy, loyal, and loves romance. She will willingly put you first and do her best to improve your life in every way. If you allow her, she will show you your best self. Her skin tone is buttery brown and she's thicker than a snicker. If you're looking for a wife, she is the perfect wife for you and a great mother due to her patience and nurturing. Peaceful is an understatement but try not to get on her bad side because there's no coming back once she loses trust for you. Treat her how you wish to be treated, shower her with love and she will cherish you for the rest of her life. She is very creative and has many talents but her biggest interest aside from love is keeping herself up. Don't expect her to get out of the house much because she is naturally a homebody which means no desire to go out and spend money unnecessarily. You don't have to worry about her ever disrespecting you because respect is huge to her. She is loved everywhere she goes although she seems standoffish at first. If you come across an Ebony that chooses YOU, you're one of the lucky ones, make sure you hold onto her. Consistency is key.
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Customer Reviews
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image