Ebony Tee
Ebony is beautiful and sexy in the classiest ways. The epitome of a lady in the streets, freak in the sheets. This lady is very trustworthy, loyal, and loves romance. She will willingly put you first and do her best to improve your life in every way. If you allow her, she will show you your best self. Her skin tone is buttery brown and she's thicker than a snicker. If you're looking for a wife, she is the perfect wife for you and a great mother due to her patience and nurturing. Peaceful is an understatement but try not to get on her bad side because there's no coming back once she loses trust for you. Treat her how you wish to be treated, shower her with love and she will cherish you for the rest of her life. She is very creative and has many talents but her biggest interest aside from love is keeping herself up. Don't expect her to get out of the house much because she is naturally a homebody which means no desire to go out and spend money unnecessarily. You don't have to worry about her ever disrespecting you because respect is huge to her. She is loved everywhere she goes although she seems standoffish at first. If you come across an Ebony that chooses YOU, you're one of the lucky ones, make sure you hold onto her. Consistency is key.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating