Eat out Mug
My technique(i am a female and have used this on many females and it always gets them to orgasm) start kissing her softly then turn it into a make out session but again move slowly, you are trying to build her up and get her wet. take off her shirt and lay her down. now start kissing her neck and remove her bra as you do this. suck on her nipples a little then move down towards her belly. continue kissing. remove what ever she is wearing as bottoms and then her underwear(SLOWLY be sexy get her to want it BAD!)spread her legs and start kissing the inside of her thighs now kiss the top of her pussy(not in it just yet) now lick her clit, as you do this lick the inside of her vagina and her clit and around it do this for a while hell ask her what she likes. insert one finger into the vagina while you lick her clit(she should moan a little)(if she is a virgin she might make a noise like she's in pain so ask her if she likes it) contrary to popular belief NOT ALL FEMALES WANT YOU TO SHOVE ALL YOUR FINGERS IN THERE!!!!!!! some dont even like it when you put two in there especially if she is a virgin you DO NOT want her to feel pain, just pleasure so make sure you know her limits(if she is a virgin she will be tight so it would hurt alot if you stick more than one finger in) when she starts to tremble lick her clit with a flat hard tongue she should tremble or like spasm, continue this, keep it going she will love you for it!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.