Eat out Tee
My technique(i am a female and have used this on many females and it always gets them to orgasm) start kissing her softly then turn it into a make out session but again move slowly, you are trying to build her up and get her wet. take off her shirt and lay her down. now start kissing her neck and remove her bra as you do this. suck on her nipples a little then move down towards her belly. continue kissing. remove what ever she is wearing as bottoms and then her underwear(SLOWLY be sexy get her to want it BAD!)spread her legs and start kissing the inside of her thighs now kiss the top of her pussy(not in it just yet) now lick her clit, as you do this lick the inside of her vagina and her clit and around it do this for a while hell ask her what she likes. insert one finger into the vagina while you lick her clit(she should moan a little)(if she is a virgin she might make a noise like she's in pain so ask her if she likes it) contrary to popular belief NOT ALL FEMALES WANT YOU TO SHOVE ALL YOUR FINGERS IN THERE!!!!!!! some dont even like it when you put two in there especially if she is a virgin you DO NOT want her to feel pain, just pleasure so make sure you know her limits(if she is a virgin she will be tight so it would hurt alot if you stick more than one finger in) when she starts to tremble lick her clit with a flat hard tongue she should tremble or like spasm, continue this, keep it going she will love you for it!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.