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Definition: The art of licking a woman in a way that helps her climax satisfactorily. How To Eat Her & Help Her Cum: The key is to be attentive to what she wants and to what feels good to her. Do this only if you're sure she wants you to. Start by gently touching her labias with your tongue. It's important for her to realize that you want to pleasure her. Kiss her labias. Gently. Then, using your thumbs on each side of her labias, draw them apart, and slide your tongue inside, slowly licking her vaginal entrance and the area around it. Then, after a bit, again using your thumbs, draw her labias apart at the top and with your tongue and thumb, move aside her "hood" and look for or feel the round organ that's about the diameter of a pencil eraser. This is her clit. Now use your tongue all around it, on the base, on the sides, with slow licks, fast licks, all over her, PAYING VERY CLOSE ATTENTION TO HOW SHE RESPONDS! Take your time. Usually a woman wants to enjoy the PROCESS, in other words, the road to her orgasm. Using her responses as a guide, lick her slowly or faster, with hard pressure or softer, on the "shaft" (the long elongated "vein" that runs from the base of her clit to the tip), and on the sides. Use some imagination -- try long slow licks, or little thumps, or feathering. Again, PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT WORKS FOR HER! Don't change position, speed, or type of licking too quickly; wait long enough to let her see if she likes it or not. Ask her to tell you what she wants. When she reaches her climax, you can try to keep your tongue on her, but it may be too intense. Usually she won't want you to move it around at that point. Take your tongue away, but keep it in her vulval area; she may respond to a quick touch with your tongue after her climax abates, and you may be able to help her go off again, and maybe still a third time. Caress her, kiss her, take your time to let her enjoy this enormous pleasure. And remember: you're doing this for HER, not for you! You can start by fingering her, but remember that eating her will probably be much more pleasurable for her, but only if you do it right.
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