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Definition: The art of licking a woman in a way that helps her climax satisfactorily. How To Eat Her & Help Her Cum: The key is to be attentive to what she wants and to what feels good to her. Do this only if you're sure she wants you to. Start by gently touching her labias with your tongue. It's important for her to realize that you want to pleasure her. Kiss her labias. Gently. Then, using your thumbs on each side of her labias, draw them apart, and slide your tongue inside, slowly licking her vaginal entrance and the area around it. Then, after a bit, again using your thumbs, draw her labias apart at the top and with your tongue and thumb, move aside her "hood" and look for or feel the round organ that's about the diameter of a pencil eraser. This is her clit. Now use your tongue all around it, on the base, on the sides, with slow licks, fast licks, all over her, PAYING VERY CLOSE ATTENTION TO HOW SHE RESPONDS! Take your time. Usually a woman wants to enjoy the PROCESS, in other words, the road to her orgasm. Using her responses as a guide, lick her slowly or faster, with hard pressure or softer, on the "shaft" (the long elongated "vein" that runs from the base of her clit to the tip), and on the sides. Use some imagination -- try long slow licks, or little thumps, or feathering. Again, PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT WORKS FOR HER! Don't change position, speed, or type of licking too quickly; wait long enough to let her see if she likes it or not. Ask her to tell you what she wants. When she reaches her climax, you can try to keep your tongue on her, but it may be too intense. Usually she won't want you to move it around at that point. Take your tongue away, but keep it in her vulval area; she may respond to a quick touch with your tongue after her climax abates, and you may be able to help her go off again, and maybe still a third time. Caress her, kiss her, take your time to let her enjoy this enormous pleasure. And remember: you're doing this for HER, not for you! You can start by fingering her, but remember that eating her will probably be much more pleasurable for her, but only if you do it right.

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8

Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨

Milan G. Jan 20

LOVR THIS SHIRT OML SO CUTEEEEE😍😍😍

Angelina C. Jan 16
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