Darleene Mug
Darleene is a smart, cute, sweat, petite, gorgeous girl who gives you butterflies when she passes by. Her eyes are those of Atlantic blue and emerald green colour and her hair is a shade of light chestnut brown. She always makes sure she smells good and always complain about how she looks. Darleene is one of the funniest people you will meet and she makes you laugh no matter what because that's just how she is, jokes she makes when you guys spend quality time turn into funny insiders that make you laugh every time you think of her words. Darleene is a very sport and fit person, she is very talented at everything she Peter her mind to. She loves horses and has 4 of them. Darleene is a very trustworthy and loyal person, you can tell her everything as she makes sure to keep her quiet and never spill your secrets. Darleene can be mischievous at times as she kinda makes you find stuff out about her as you get to know her, but this is a good thing as she just becomes even funnier and holds a special place in your heart. Darleene is the typ of girl who makes you believe of love at first sight, well at least a crush. Her beauty take your breath momentarily as she walks into the room, her smile makes her eyes glow as she looks round with a blazing look in her eyes. She has a character worth more than any physical object. Darleene is one of a kind, never break her trust once you have it because she is not a forgiving person, she is just nice. Darleene is the pinnacle of perfection.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!