Darleene Tee
Darleene is a smart, cute, sweat, petite, gorgeous girl who gives you butterflies when she passes by. Her eyes are those of Atlantic blue and emerald green colour and her hair is a shade of light chestnut brown. She always makes sure she smells good and always complain about how she looks. Darleene is one of the funniest people you will meet and she makes you laugh no matter what because that's just how she is, jokes she makes when you guys spend quality time turn into funny insiders that make you laugh every time you think of her words. Darleene is a very sport and fit person, she is very talented at everything she Peter her mind to. She loves horses and has 4 of them. Darleene is a very trustworthy and loyal person, you can tell her everything as she makes sure to keep her quiet and never spill your secrets. Darleene can be mischievous at times as she kinda makes you find stuff out about her as you get to know her, but this is a good thing as she just becomes even funnier and holds a special place in your heart. Darleene is the typ of girl who makes you believe of love at first sight, well at least a crush. Her beauty take your breath momentarily as she walks into the room, her smile makes her eyes glow as she looks round with a blazing look in her eyes. She has a character worth more than any physical object. Darleene is one of a kind, never break her trust once you have it because she is not a forgiving person, she is just nice. Darleene is the pinnacle of perfection.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!