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Cost per Nut (CPN) is the empirical value that ultimately answers the question, “Which woman is hotter?” In its simplest form: CPN = total resources spent (MONEY + TIME + EFFORT) / number of directly induced orgasms (not including fantasized jerk-offs) MONEY includes meals, gifts, etc. TIME includes the number of dates, phone calls, emails, etc. EFFORT takes into account travel, meeting her friends & family, etc. Because of the subjective nature of dating and relationships, (ie “I prefer blondes”, “I like big butts”, “I’m a boob man”, etc), CPN condenses to one of the most basic goals of male dating and the relative cost of reaching it. Note that CPN will vary greatly for the same woman depending on her evaluation of the individual male. While one hears “I don’t do that”, Chads easily bypass her defenses or simply aren’t confronted with such automatic barriers. CPN is often challenged by the emotional female response “You can’t put a price on love!” This is ostensibly true. However, all too often and late, once-enamored males find themselves on the wanting side of female-biased institutions, such as divorce court, where a judge will tell him, to the penny, how much “love” costs per month. In practical application, CPN tends to enhance the merit of the Hotness Scale (aka Hot-Crazy Matrix) and helps males focus on their innate logic before being overwhelmed by primal urges and emotions.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
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Word on front, definition on back
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Really fast and looks great! Took a chance on Christmas gift and it was a success!

M. M.Dec 25
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Awesome mug feels really nice good weight and color although I think the shade could be a little brighter when it comes to the highlighter yellow, I am still pleased with the outcome and the fact that a whole passage was so neatly printed onto the product, very pleased with the packaging too! That made it so easy to wrap just in time for Christmas. Who knew!!

Charles W.Dec 24
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okay so the mug was mid but when you have a genz meme and give it to one of the most serious people you know then it's pretty funny

glockieDec 24

Nice mug, great feel‼️

Tom b.Dec 23
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Perfect!

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Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!

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Perfect gift for my gf

EthanDec 22

Looks great! Came quick

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Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid

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Love it

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Review by Mario Alberto A.

as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario

Mario Alberto A.Dec 22

This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.

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Too inappropriate

Ana job w.Dec 21

Item came at appropriate time in good condition.

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epic

deez n.Dec 20

Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.

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It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!

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i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire

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Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!

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It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!

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