Cocofarianism
A niche religion started on the Pacific island of Nauru by college students, specifically by a student named Knoh Wun. Cocofarianism emphasizes the worship of coconuts and the gendercorn, a two-legged, gender neutral unicorn who refuses to have its name capitalized. This religion is peaceful and politically unaffiliated, as the sacred texts demand. There are five paths to immortality in what is known as the the Nether Realm: eating 1oz of coconut every day, burning of coconut shells on a slate alter once every full moon, the removal of any specific male/female distinguishing clothing from one's body, being nice to others by gifting coconut treats once every Halloween, or by uttering the sacred words that are only given by the gendercorn through dream during the Winter months. To become a Cocofarian, one must simply burn 13oz of coconut pieces on a piece of slate, thirteen minutes past midnight. And then follow one of the five paths to the Nether Realm--a world far away mostly made of fire and slate, with small amounts of forested areas. Dragons and aliens are its occupants aside from Cocofarians of course. There are 4 positions within the Cocofarian religion: Follower, Elder, Nyt, and Cocarian. Followers are general members, Elders are Followers who have been members for five years, Nyts protect the members and leaders, and Cocarians head the temples. Every two years all the Cocarians gather at the Great Temple to discuss and vote on doctrine, policies, and other matters.
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