Cocofarianism Hoodie
A niche religion started on the Pacific island of Nauru by college students, specifically by a student named Knoh Wun. Cocofarianism emphasizes the worship of coconuts and the gendercorn, a two-legged, gender neutral unicorn who refuses to have its name capitalized. This religion is peaceful and politically unaffiliated, as the sacred texts demand. There are five paths to immortality in what is known as the the Nether Realm: eating 1oz of coconut every day, burning of coconut shells on a slate alter once every full moon, the removal of any specific male/female distinguishing clothing from one's body, being nice to others by gifting coconut treats once every Halloween, or by uttering the sacred words that are only given by the gendercorn through dream during the Winter months. To become a Cocofarian, one must simply burn 13oz of coconut pieces on a piece of slate, thirteen minutes past midnight. And then follow one of the five paths to the Nether Realm--a world far away mostly made of fire and slate, with small amounts of forested areas. Dragons and aliens are its occupants aside from Cocofarians of course. There are 4 positions within the Cocofarian religion: Follower, Elder, Nyt, and Cocarian. Followers are general members, Elders are Followers who have been members for five years, Nyts protect the members and leaders, and Cocarians head the temples. Every two years all the Cocarians gather at the Great Temple to discuss and vote on doctrine, policies, and other matters.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased