Cassie Mug
Cassie is the COOLEST chick you will ever meet. She is the sexual dinosaur that revs all men's engines. REAL DEFINITION: she is the sweetest girl you have ever met, and she aint no whore but she falls easily to pure pressure, and gives in easily to most people. If your one of those dicks that would use her, YOU CAN GO SHIT YOUR PANTS YOU MOOSEFUCKING CHILD MOLESTING BASTARD THAT EATS CHALK. She is down to earth and caring. She is known around the school, not for popularity, but that sweet personality that is loveable and generous. She would give her lunch to someone who had none. She has long straight beautiful brown hair, brown/hazel eyes, and developed cheek bones that give her a beautiful smile. She grew up with brothers so her hobbies arent giggling and shopping, theyre fun outdoor stuff like archery, fishing,camping,and target practice. She also loves Call of duty 3(while eating poptarts) Beware though she has been walked on and used before( SAUL YOU STUPID DICK)... and lets just say her brothers didnt let it end up well with this guy., so dont screw with this chick, it probably means your untimely death. She is a beautiful girl with a sweet spirit a loving heart, a couple freckles and the biggest breasts ever seen. shes got a cute figure and is short for her age. shes the kind of person you can tell anything to and the beans wont spill . So Confide in any cassie you meet cause there trustworthy, fun, spontaneous and doesnt need to be your girlfriend for you to love her
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image